Thanks to Super Punch

I always felt guilty clipping a plastic turd trowel on to my surly, however, it was always preferable to a wet bum/crotch… But, now, we need worry no more, practical, portable and stylish… the Portland Design Works Machete is here.

Thanks to Urban Velo

I’ve always had issue with bike locks, cumbersome and good, or compact and flimsy… the closest I’ve come to any kind of happiness is with my kryptonite new york and it’s handy reload holster/belt, it also doubled up as my own ‘defence hammer’ in London.

But, despite it’s eagerness to please, it’s just not you know… MASSIVE.

So, here we have the hiplok, big fat lock, goes around your waist. Sweet. I imagine it would look quite menacing when you swing it over your head too. I imagine… I imagine it quite a lot actually…

Thank god.

Nice hand-crafted goods from Boris Spelcer on Typography served.

I’m doing some work on Volkswagen at the moment, but I prefer this… a very clever use of new technologies with a very old technology, print.

Thanks to Plan B

Thanks to Selectism

…With styling out the apocalypse reaches new highs. I give you… the… SPORTCHASSIS p4XL. It has ‘Cummins ISC, an 8.3L diesel, rated at 330 HP with a 1000-ft/lb torque’ i don’t even know what that means…

But, it doesn’t matter, i will be too busy looking fine as the world crumbles, to worry about such technical things.

Thanks again to Highsnobiety for filling my mind with such matters.

Thanks to Drawn

…to describe how much i want… no… need… this ride. really i do. Totally worthy of bike of the week.

Spotted on Velorution, so ta for that.