I was in Fred Perry today (as you do in Berlin, head straight for the quintessential english store) and the very nice chap in there noticed my brixton cycles t-shirt.

He then proceeded to tell me the Berlin rozzers are clamping down hard on fixed gear bikes (didn’t have the heart to tell him i’m riding a disk brake bruiser and not a pretty track bike). Anyway, it seems the police are stopping any fixed riders and confiscating bikes with only one brake. Rather harsh methinks…

His suggestion, ride fast or get a lawyer.

Anyway, this rather lovely illustration from Shaun Malinowski seemed appropriate.

As soon as i leave, there’s something on i want to see… dum dum girls is one of my favourite purchases this year. someone go see, please…

Win tickets on protein

This was neither ‘tasty’ or ‘refreshing’ but i guess it was a ‘beverage’.

Thanks bmi, on the upside being handed this and a panini, is a lot better than being asked if you want to buy a ‘chicago town’ pizza at 7am (yes, hang your head easyjet).

Which I have to say is disgraceful, pure plagiarism…

I found this site fascinating, you thought we wouldn’t notice